[Tofu] This is wild.....

edited August 2001 in General Discussion


  • edited December 1969

    ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through
    her moving car's sun roof during an incident best described as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of
    eye witnesses. Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from people
    trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring
    when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road
    who she claimed was Jesus. "She started screaming "He's back, He's back" and climbed right out
    of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old
    Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene. "I was slowing down but she
    wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was
    convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say. "This is the strangest
    thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene. Madison
    questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was dressed up as Jesus and was
    on his way to a toga costume party when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose
    and released twelve blow up sex dolls filled with helium which floated up into the air. Ernie
    Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled
    over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration, and said "Come back here," just as the Williams'
    car passed him, and Mrs.Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into the sky as they
    passed by him, according to her husband, who says his wife loved Jesus more than anything else.
  • edited December 1969
    Darwin Award mb [nt]

  • edited December 1969
    Absolutely worthy of a Darwin Award

    Only problem is that we do not know if she qualifies (no mention of whether she qualified on the second qualification of removing themselves form the gene pool before reproducing).

    Darwin Awards, a site worth reading
  • edited December 1969
    Re: This is wild.....


    Cute, but um... who are the (EAP)?

    _/ C

  • edited December 1969
    Re: This is wild.....

    Cute, but um... who are the (EAP)?

    _/ C

    Yeah, this one sounds a little too coincidental to be for real...

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