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edited June 2002
edited December 1969
Apparently Matt Groening loves to riff on the pledge of allegiance. Here are a few from him that I found today:
"I plead alignment to the flake of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicans for which they scam, one nacho underpants, invisible with licorice and jugs of wine for owls" - Bongo
"I pledge impertinence to the flag waving, of the unindicted co-conspiritors of America, and to the republicans for which I can't stand, one abomination, underhanded fraud, indefensible, with Liberty and Justice... Forget it."
"I pledge allegiance to and wrap myself in the flag of the United States Against Anything Un-American and to the Republicans for which it stands, two nations, under Jesus, rich against poor, with curtailed liberty and justice for all except blacks, homosexuals, women who want abortions, Communists, welfare queens, treehuggers, feminazis, illegal immigrants, children of illegal immigrants, and you if you don't watch your step.
Also from a Bart chalkboard opening to The Simpsons:
"The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan"