[Croaker #CP#V] Communication between the sexes

edited June 2003 in General Discussion


  • edited December 1969

    1. Yes = No

    2. No = Yes

    3. Maybe = No

    4. We need... = I want

    5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

    6. We need to talk = I need to complain

    7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to

    8. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

    9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

    10. Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead

    11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

    12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

    13. You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

    14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive

    15. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

    16. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

    17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

    18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like.


    1. I am hungry = I am hungry

    2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

    3. I am tired = I am tired

    4. Nice dress = Nice breasts !

    5. I love you = Let's have sex now

    6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex now?

    7. What's wrong? = I aint getting no sex unless I act concerned

    8. May I have this dance? = Wanna have sex ?

    9. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you sometime

    10. Do you want to go to a movie? = Wanna have sex ?

    11. Can I take you out to dinner? = Wanna have sex ?

    12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you

    13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you now

    14. Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.

    15. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.
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